9GAG recently posted an image on their Facebook page that referenced a patent for an AIDS cure. I could go into detail about how this AIDS cure is bullshit, and how the 105,047 people who liked this post are idiots but I am far to lazy. Instead I simply ran my own google searches to find patents that show how ridiculous these people are.
- Full body teleportation system – US 20060071122 A1
- Adjustable divining rod device – US 3717950 A
- Traditional Chinese medicine for prevention and cure of hydrophobia and its formulating method – CN 1075263 A
- Apparatus for obtaining an artificial erection – US 5213563 A
- Dispersed space based laser weapon – US 8757552 B1
- Nano remedies contained crystal – CN 2915157 Y
- Chinese medicinal preparation for treating ovine smallpox – CN 102846736 A