9GAG and the AIDS Cure

9GAG recently posted an image on their Facebook page that referenced a patent for an AIDS cure. I could go into detail about how this AIDS cure is bullshit, and how the 105,047 people who liked this post are idiots but I am far to lazy. Instead I simply ran my own google searches to find patents that show how ridiculous these people are.

  • Full body teleportation system – US 20060071122 A1
  • Adjustable divining rod device – US 3717950 A
  • Traditional Chinese medicine for prevention and cure of hydrophobia and its formulating method – CN 1075263 A
  • Apparatus for obtaining an artificial erection – US 5213563 A
  • Dispersed space based laser weapon – US 8757552 B1
  • Nano remedies contained crystal – CN 2915157 Y
  • Chinese medicinal preparation for treating ovine smallpox – CN 102846736 A

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